E Pluribus Unum

-still casually masturbating-

the-little-house-fairy:

-moved to a different spot-

-now in the cookie jar where no one will find him this time-

-why?-

-because fuck you it’s almost spring, mating season bitches-

-runs into the kitchen and spies the cookie jar- Cookies! -runs over to it, trips and knocks it to the floor- Uh oh….

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Let’s play pirates before bed! Who’s with me?

fortroughs:

alittlebabycolony:

-claps and laughs- Okay okay! And we can steal bunnies too right? Cause they’re fluffy and they could be our crew!

…no! We don’t steal bunnies! That’s bad! And Arthur is our crew, we have to get Papa Kickdick to come and play with us!

-smiles wide and nods- Okay okay!

Let’s play pirates before bed! Who’s with me?

fortroughs:

alittlebabycolony:

-smiles and nods- Okay! I’ll just be First Mate Cow Lick then!

Yeah! We can steal pretty ladies and give them cooties! And we can laugh and play and cuddle and pillage! And steal food from Francis!!

-claps and laughs- Okay okay! And we can steal bunnies too right? Cause they’re fluffy and they could be our crew!

Let’s play pirates before bed! Who’s with me?

fortroughs:

alittlebabycolony:

-looks at his eyebrows and smiles- I dunno. Hmm. I have my cow lick -points up at his mini strand of sticking up hair- How about Captain Cow Lick? -smiles-

Captain Cow Lick…wait! No, you’re first mate! [Peter grabs at his pocket to pull out a blue hankercheif, tying it around the other’s head.] Cause I’m Captain! Since I have the outfit and everything, I get to be captain!!

-smiles and nods- Okay! I’ll just be First Mate Cow Lick then!

Let’s play pirates before bed! Who’s with me?

fortroughs:

alittlebabycolony:

-giggles and claps his hands- Yay! Are we gonna have Pirates names and stuff? Cause you gotta have a pirate name!

Yeah! Yeah! I’m gonna be Captain Brushy-brows! Cause of my eyebrows, you see? [he points to the body part in question] What about you?

-looks at his eyebrows and smiles- I dunno. Hmm. I have my cow lick -points up at his mini strand of sticking up hair- How about Captain Cow Lick? -smiles-

Let’s play pirates before bed! Who’s with me?

fortroughs:

alittlebabycolony:

-waves his hand up in the air rapidly- I do I do!

Ah! Hey there, Little Alfred! [Peter laughs and claps his hand on the tiny nation’s back] C’mon! Let’s play! I got lots of stuff for playing pirates! I got costumes and swords and everything!!

-giggles and claps his hands- Yay! Are we gonna have Pirates names and stuff? Cause you gotta have a pirate name!

Let’s play pirates before bed! Who’s with me?

fortroughs:

-waves his hand up in the air rapidly- I do I do!